Opps ! All my fault

Those readers less afflicted by memory loss than yours truly will recall that I expressed the earnest desire that it should piss down for the entire Wimbledon fortnight. However it has now become apparent that subsequently I forgot to pray for it to stop raining afterwards. Therefore, it is in all likelihood the fault of your beloved Colonel that it has absolutely fucking slashed down for the last month.

So sorry. But then I have been very, very drunk lately....

Pip pip