Cameron appoints two Pooftahs

Nick Herbert, the MP for Arundel and South Downs and one of only a handful of openly bent Tory MPs, has been promoted to the shadow Cabinet by David Cameron as part of a nifty (re)shuffle.

Mr Herbert only became an MP in 2005 and is seen as a rising star.

He lives in his constituency with his bumchum. He was the first ever 'out' pooftah elected as a Tory MP. He becomes shadow Secretary of State for Justice and can take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing. As can fellow openly queer MP, Alan Duncan who was reappointed to the Kitchen Cabinet as Shadow Secretary of State for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory reform.

What the hell is this country coming to?.

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