Thursday 31 January 2008

Australia Calling


Reported by Derrick MacThomas

RACE MIXING PUSHED ON PRESCHOOLERS.

The government of the state of New South Wales has initiated a programme to give preschoolers daily lessons on the evils of racism. WARNING: PROFANITY IN TWO SONGS !!.


The Australia Calling webcast by Derrick MacThomas for this week which features this story and more form down under can be downloaded for your listening pleasure.
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Saturday 26 January 2008

The £550.000 Iranian Asylum Seeker




Sucking the Lifeblood out of Britain

If anyone was looking for a test book case example of how successive Labour and Tory administrations have betrayed the British people, then no better example can be pointed out than that of Iranian “asylum seeker” Massoud Montazery. He claimed to be penniless and fleeing persecution in his native Iran. But, in reality, failed asylum-seeker Montazery had £550,000 in the bank, wore designer clothes and drove top-of-the-range cars.

He had, quite literally, engaged in a vampire-like feast on the benefit system, preying on the good nature of the British people, assisted by the Government’s insane asylum policies. The 29-year-old conned benefits staff into paying him nearly £25,000 before his lies began to unravel. An immigration officer spotted him at the wheel of a Mercedes wearing expensive clothes with his wife in the passenger seat dressed in a fur coat.

He remains at liberty, however, to spend the fortune which is believed to have come from relatives. A judge at Liverpool Crown Court decided not to jail him, despite labelling him ‘dishonest’, or order his deportation. Instead, Judge John Phipps imposed a suspended jail sentence of nine months and ordered him to do 100 hours of unpaid work to be followed by a two-year supervision order.

Montazery was also found to be working illegally as a salesman for a babywear company. He had arrived in Britain with his wife in 2001 and claimed asylum. He alleged he had no nationality documents and was being pursued in Iran for belonging to an opposition party. His claim was rejected but he appealed. After telling immigration staff he was destitute, the couple were given income support and help with housing costs and other bills.

They moved into a house in Liverpool where their first child was born. Their second is due in April. Montazery’s appeal was turned down and the couple had to report regularly to the local immigration office. A worker there is believed to have tipped off investigators in 2005 after seeing him waiting outside in the driver’s seat of the Mercedes. Fraud investigators went to their terraced house in Walton and were surprised to see a Jaguar X-Type and a BMW in the run-down street.

Montazery, who asked them to remove their shoes so they did not spoil his new carpet, claimed one car belonged to his sister while the other had nothing to do with him. Expensive-looking ornaments dotted around the living room were being looked after for relatives, he insisted. Montazery also denied having a bank account. But investigators discovered that he was working and had two bank accounts containing more than £550,000.

Montazery was arrested and admitted two counts of making false statements to obtain benefits. In court, the judge told Montazery he had lied to the authorities, adding: “A huge amount of public money is spent on benefit, which comes from the public purse to which every taxpayer contributes.” Montazery has one previous conviction for using a motor insurance document with intent to deceive for which he was fined £250 in 2006.

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Friday 25 January 2008

A fool and his money are soon.........


I have been watching an eBay auction and my little Firefox pop up has just, err' popped up to say bidding has ended on my watched item so I had a look and to my utter amazement, some cunt has just payed £405.00 for a mobile phone blocker. The exact same one that I payed £26.00 for including postage.

Truly there is one born every minute....

I have just shot an email to the bloke I bought mine from and enquired about bulk orders. This time next year Rodney, we'll be Millyunaires.

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Thursday 24 January 2008

Australia Calling


Reported by Derrick MacThomas

STATE USURPS ROLE OF PARENT.

Queensland Education Minister Rod Welford said that government schools would take over the role of teaching children 'social skills' because parents were not doing their job. This is the next step in the NWO changing the role of schools from places of education to Statet brainwashing facilities..


The Australia Calling webcast by Derrick MacThomas for this week which features this story and more form down under can be downloaded for your listening pleasure.
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Monday 21 January 2008

Bend over Mr Taxpayer


Here comes another length up the old ring piece..

Chancellor Alistair Darling has outlined plans to convert Northern Rock's £25bn Bank of England loan into bonds before selling them to investors. The bonds would be guaranteed by the government working taxpayers to speed up a private sale of the troubled bankrupt lender.

In effect, it turns Northern Rock debt into government bonds or gilt-edged stock. However, if a sale to a private buyer cannot be agreed, the bank will come under temporary public ownership. Talk about fraud...Phew!.

That would mean the taxpayer would be exposed to Northern Rock for a much longer period than planned, for five years or longer, analysts said. But don't worry, the banks investors will make a killing.

Either way, savers' money will be protected by the government taxpayer. Northern Rock shares gained 42% after the news. Shares in Northern Rock soared by 26.5 pence to 91 pence.


Observers have said the Treasury's funding proposals could attract other suitors, now that a buyer would not have to shoulder the whole £25bn worth of Bank of England loans. Great idea, the investors make a profit whilst the taxpayer carries the debt. Oy Vay, I wonder who thought of that one....

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MOD confirms loss of recruitment data


What a fucking shambles.....

The Ministry of Defence can confirm that a laptop was stolen from a Royal Navy officer in Birmingham last week, on the night of 9/10 January, and as a result, a large quantity of personal data has been lost.

After consultation with West Midlands Police about the impact on the investigation were the theft to become public knowledge, we did not immediately make public the loss of this data. In view of today’s media reports, we have, however, decided that it would now be right to do so.

The stolen laptop contained personal information relating to some 600,000 people who have either expressed an interest in, or have joined, the Royal Navy, Royal Marines and the Royal Air Force.

The information held is not the same for every individual. In some cases, for casual enquiries, the record is no more than a name. But, for those who progressed as far as submitting an application to join the Forces, extensive personal data may be held, including passport details, National Insurance numbers, drivers’ licence details, family details, doctors’ addresses and National Health Service numbers.

The Ministry of Defence is treating the loss of this data with the utmost seriousness. We are writing to some 3,500 people whose bank details were included on the database. Action has already been taken with the assistance of APACS [Association for Payment Clearing Services] to inform the relevant banks so that the relevant accounts can be flagged for scrutiny against unauthorised access.

The Secretary of State will make a statement to Parliament at the earliest opportunity.

Advice can be sought by emailing recruitdata@check.mod.uk

The MOD have also established a helpline for individuals to seek further advice. The number is 0800 0853600. This number will be open between 1000hrs and 1700hrs today (Saturday 19 January 2008), 0800hrs to 1700hrs on Sunday 20 January and 0700hrs to 1900hrs between Monday and Friday.

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British soldier killed in Afghanistan


Another brave British soldier sacrificed to global zionism



It is with great sadness that the Ministry of Defence must confirm the death of Corporal Darryl Gardiner, Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers (REME), in southern Afghanistan on Sunday 20th January 2008. He was serving attached to 5th Regiment Royal Artillery and 52 Brigade's Reconnaissance Force.

Corporal Gardiner was taking part in an operation to disrupt enemy forces and reassure local Afghans three kilometres north of Musa Qala district centre in Helmand Province. Shortly after 1530 hours local time the vehicle he was travelling in was hit by a roadside mine strike.

Corporal Gardiner was evacuated by helicopter to the field hospital at Camp Bastion for medical treatment but sadly he did not survive. Five other soldiers were injured in the explosion and they are now receiving medical care.

"It is with enormous sadness that we have lost Corporal 'Daz' Gardiner. Professionally we have lost a bright and talented soldier who was first class at his job, a man who prided himself on getting things done and who took great pleasure in his work.

"On a personal level we have lost far more. He showed a rare sensitivity and compassion for others and his warmth of character has been of comfort to many. He has demonstrated an enduring courage and loyalty to his friends and colleagues. Underpinning his quality was desire not to let others down; he never did. It is testament to his character that his last actions were helping others. He will be sorely missed and our thoughts and prayers are especially with his family and girlfriend, Lucy". Quote: Captain James Ashworth.



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Another £825 Million squandered




Despite being capable of sustaining it's own Space program, having unlimited mineral resources a current economic boom and a continuing advanced Nuclear weapons development program our Prime Minister thinks it is worth squandering £825 million of British taxpayers money upon.

Gordon Brown has announced a new package of development aid for India, worth £825m over the next three years. The funding is expected to target areas such as the eastern state of Bihar, one of India's poorest.

Mr Brown was speaking at the start of a two day visit to India intended to improve business ties (and the cunt still calls himself a socialist) and co-operation in the fight against terrorism (sic). He is using his visits to China and India to promote better trade agreements with the UK (presumably by exporting more jobs and what little remains of our industry there).

Upon his arrival in Delhi, Mr Brown toured a project designed to boost the role of women in society with his wife Sarah. He said: "I am We are inspired by the young birds girls here who are telling us of their aspirations for the future. "Women are changing India and are the driving force of change for the future." Mr Brown said that of the new aid package, £500m will be dedicated to health and education. But not in Britain, I really don't give a fuck what their aspirations are.

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Friday 18 January 2008

Well fancy that.......


Mick Kent drops in for a chinwag..


The Duke of Kent talks candidly with members of the Scots Guards Battlegroup

Gawds strewth I don't remember it being this warm in Amsterdam, still these Dutch bleeders need a firm hand. What time's the bar open then lads, couldn't lend me a fiver could ya?. Her indoors half inched all one's wonger before one set orf, Suppose you'll all be orf over there to Iraqistan next, can't say I'm too keen on the Far East. They eat dogs doncha know, bloody heathens, he said..

The programme for the visit was busy and the Duke was shown all aspects of the Battlegroup including the Warrior, Bulldog, Challenger, and Desert Hawk. In particular he had the opportunity to fire a Minimi light machine gun and received familiarisation on the Javelin missile system and to wear two sets of CBA at the same time.

At the end of the visit the Duke had supper with the Battalion Field Officers and Warrant Officers. Although deployed on operations it was an opportunity to relax and listen to the Battalion's Pipers. And of course get quite shit faced.

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Wednesday 16 January 2008

Australia Calling


Reported by Derrick MacThomas

LYING REPORTER DEFAMES PATRIOTS.

A largely fictional article by Sydney Telegraph journalist Joe Hildebrand who contributes to the Marxist site Fight Dem Back, has set the Australian patriotic scene alight. The alleged planned rallies reported by Hildebrand are a total fiction.


The Australia Calling webcast by Derrick MacThomas for this week which features this story and more form down under can be downloaded for your listening pleasure.
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Tuesday 15 January 2008

Is Hal Turner is a Fed..........


Neo-Nazi Threatmaker Accused of Working for FBI

By Mark Potok on January 11, 2008

New Jersey radio host Hal Turner is well known as one of the most
vicious neo-Nazis in America, a man who routinely suggests killing
his enemies.

Railing against President Bush, he told his audience last June
that "a well-placed bullet can solve a lot of problems." He has
written that "we need to start SHOOTING AND KILLING Mexicans as theycross the border" and argued that killing certain federal judges "may be illegal, but it wouldn't be wrong." In 2006, after he published an attack on New Jersey Supreme Court justices that also included several of their home addresses, state police massively beefed up security for the members of the court, checking on one justice's house more than 200 times.

Hal Turner is one serious extremist. He may also be on the FBI
payroll.

On Jan. 1, unidentified hackers electronically confronted Turner in the forum of his website for "The Hal Turner Show." After a heated exchange, they told Turner that they had successfully hacked into his server and found correspondence with an FBI agent who is apparently Turner's handler. Then they posted an alleged July 7 E-mail to the agent in which Turner hands over a message from someone who sent in a death threat against Sen. Russ Feingold (D-Wisc.). "Once again," Turner writes to his handler, "my fierce rhetoric has served to flush out a possible crazy." In what is allegedly a portion of another E-mail, Turner discusses the money he is paid.

On Thursday, as the E-mail exchange was heatedly discussed on a major neo-Nazi website, Turner suddenly announced he was quitting political work. "I hereby separate from the `pro-White' movement," he said, adding that he was ending his radio show immediately. "I will no longer involve myself in any aspect of it."

The FBI declined comment. "Longstanding FBI policy prohibits disclosing who may or may not provide information," Agent Richard Kolko of the agency's press unit said. Reached in New Jersey, Turner also declined all comment.

The apparent revelation set off a torrent of criticism from experts in criminology and the use of informants. "This is clearly over the line," said James Nolan, an associate sociology professor at West Virginia University who is an expert in police procedure and a former unit chief in the FBI's Crime Analysis, Research and Development Unit. "Informants may be involved in drugs, and you overlook that because of the greater good. However, these are viable threats — they could be carried out — that the FBI clearly knows about. I want to see the FBI stop it."

Informants, of course, are commonly used by law enforcement agencies that have no other way of proving suspected criminal activity. "These are frightening groups whose members deserve to be investigated and infiltrated," said Jack Levin, a criminology professor and expert on the radical right at Northeastern University. "My concern is that Turner's methods actually are more dangerous and destructive than the evil they are seeking to cure. His threatening messages may actually inspire neo-Nazis to up the ante, to engage in even more destructive behavior."

Turner, 45, has developed a reputation as one of the hardest-line racists on the radical right since starting up his radio show seven years ago. He has routinely ranted about such things as a "Portable Nigger Lyncher" machine and slimed those he hates as "savage Negro beasts," "bull-dyke lesbians," "faggots" and worse.

But it is his threats that are legendary.

In 2006, Turner told his audience to "clean your guns, have plenty of ammunition … [and] then do what has to be done" to undocumented workers. Around the same time, he suggested that half the U.S. Congress "may have to be assassinated." A year earlier, he suggested "drawing up lists of yeshivas," or Jewish religious schools. He once started a website called www.killtheenemy.com for the purpose of posting photos and names of those who marched in favor of immigrant rights. Hearing that anti-racist activist Floyd Cochran was visiting Newark, N.J., last June, Turner said he had "arranged for a group of guys to physically intercept" Cochran and added that Cochran would likely "get such a beating that his next stop is going to be University Hospital." In a July letter, Turner wrote to the Southern Poverty Law Center, which publishes the Intelligence Report: "If you do not change your stance soon, you will face a wrath of fury that you will never be able to defend yourself against. We have the ability to reach out and touch someone."

Last July, Turner posted photographs of a pro-immigrant activist being taken away by an ambulance outside Turner's North Bergen home. "Click the images below to see how I kicked the shit out of one such douchebag," he wrote.

Reaction on the radical right to the apparent revelation was mixed, as activists tried to figure out if Turner really was an informant. But to many, there was little question it was Turner, based on the style of writing in the E-mails. "It does sound like Hal," wrote "Varg" on the Vanguard News Network, a neo-Nazi website. "I agree," responded "Yankee Jim." "The Email definitely sounds like Hal."

Turner's alleged E-mail to his FBI handler is also addressed to a detective sergeant with the New Jersey State Police who trained with the FBI Police Executive Fellowship Program in 2004. Interestingly, as long ago as May 2006, Turner wrote of a visit paid to him by the two men, saying they had come to his house to warn him
that "Washington has instructed us to close you down." In that same posting on his website, Turner described himself as the type to inspire "a whole slew of potential Timothy McVeighs. I don't make bombs," he added, "I make bombers."

"It's become so routine," Turner said of FBI visits in a 2005 interview with The (Hackensack, N.J.) Record, "they are like my private FBI agents."

As a post script to this item, as widely expected the Hal Turner Show has made yet another come back....

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Sunday 13 January 2008

Murder suspect inspector found dead




The body of a Police Inspector due to go on trial accused of murdering his wife has been found. Police said they found Garry Weddell's body near Broomhill's Shooting Club, in Markyate, Herts, on Saturday morning.

They are linking the discovery to the death of a second woman whose body was found at a house 11 miles away in Gustard Wood on Saturday. Weddell was due to stand trial in May. The body of his wife was found in their Dunstable home last year. The body of the second woman, who has not yet been formally identified, was found at a house near Wheathampstead. A team of armed police wearing body armour were seen entering the house on Saturday morning.

Looks like Mr perfect citizen shot himself.... This is the measure of some of the lowlife we have enforcing law and order these days whilst good honest Police officers quit in droves. Good riddance.

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The sad state of our Yoof.




This is 'Meth' the Idiot that gives his address in an anti-racist post on a Teen Chat web forum.

The pathetic picture depicting the mentality of the average yoof in Britain these days comes from his MySpace account. I understand it is still illegal to possess what appears to be an uncovered air weapon in public so perhaps someone would like to forward this picture and his address to the Cheshire Police.

"Bring it on Bitches.
Andrew Welsby
136 Forster Street
Warrington, United Kingdom

I'm waiting...
"

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Monday 7 January 2008

What a complete wanker...




Arrogant fuckwit Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column.

The self absorbed twat who achieved notoriety by talking utter bollox about posh cars and glorifying the shallow pretentious middle class scum that drive them whilst being paid obscene amounts of cash courtesy of the TV licence payer has just got his fingers burned and about fucking time too.

The rocket scientist Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people's personal details on two computer discs. Clarkson published details of his Barclays account in the Sun newspaper, including his account number and sort code. He even told people how to find out his address.

"All you'll be able to do with them is put money into my account. Not take it out. Honestly, I've never known such a palaver about nothing," he told readers. But he was proved wrong, as the 47-year-old wrote in his Sunday Times column.

"I opened my bank statement this morning to find out that someone has set up a direct debit which automatically takes £500 from my account," he said. Pity they didn't bankrupt the cunt.

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Tory Mayor in muslim mayhem row




Tory Mirfield mayor Robert Bennett made the remarks in an email to the town council clerk. Today his comments were branded as unacceptable and disgraceful by his party.

The email, passed to the Yorkshire Evening Post, follows a request by the Huddersfield-based Ahmidiyya Muslim Association to appear before the town council to ask for funding.

Part of his email response to the request, says: “I am aware Islamic organisations are keen to promote a view that they are peaceful, forward thinking individuals who wish to integrate into the British way of life. The policy of clothing the feminine population of Dewsbury in black sack-like clothing from head to toe, the occasional trip out to cause mayhem with explosives and the proposal that all those of homosexual persuasion should be killed by shooting or other means is adequate and practical testimony to the level of progress being made in this direction.”

He goes on: "I, for one, am not prepared to spend the time on something that can be dealt with elsewhere... We have enough non-religious problems to address in Mirfield at this time without adding a religious dimension to our discussions."

When asked about the email Coun Bennett said: "You have a copy of the email. If you choose to use what has been passed to you anonymously for the purpose of mischievousness and to try and discredit me, then so be it."

Full story here:-

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Media Blackout Ordered As UK Begins Mass Burials


By: Sorcha Faal.

Disturbing reports from Britain today are showing that their government has invoked their dreaded Official Secrets Act as a mysterious pandemic sweeps their Nation leaving an, estimated, 3,000 people dead and leaving no choice for British Health Officials but to begin mass burials.

British media sources are reporting on this pandemic as being due to a virus, and as we can read as reported by Guardian News Service in their report titled "Vomiting bug to get worse", and which says:

"Infections from the debilitating Norovirus stomach bug will peak this week as millions return to work after the holidays and spread the germs, the government has warned. The virus, which was responsible for closing more than 100 hospital wards last week and Doctors estimate that more than 100,000 people a week are catching the infection - and the rate may peak this week as the virus takes the opportunity to spread in the workplace and classrooms.

Reported cases of the illness from early December are at a five-year-high, but the real figure is likely to be much greater as most sufferers do not seek medical attention. People struck down have been urged by GPs not to go back to work until the symptoms have fully disappeared."


Russian scientists, however, though noting that the Norovirus is indeed a highly contagious disease, are in disagreement with their British counterparts and are stating that the symptoms being reported by the British victims being attacked by this disease are more consistent with a variant of the H5N1 Avian Influenza virus which the United Kingdom has been reporting numerous outbreaks of this past year.

Russian Health Authorities were, also, highly critical of the British Governments decision in mid-December to lift their remaining restrictions following an outbreak of the deadly Avian Flu in southeastern England, but even more strongly condemned Britain's decision to allow the continued sale to their citizens of poultry for their Christmas season.


To the fullest truth of this mysterious disease affecting millions of British citizens, and which has now been reported in Ireland, it is not in our knowing, but what is a matter of record is Britain's Health Authorities engaging in cover-ups to hide from their people the true and catastrophic deaths attributed to disease, and as we can read as reported by London's Daily Mail News Service:

"Edwin died on April 12 last year aged 82. He had been in hospital for just a fortnight after complaining of feeling frail while on holiday. Although Edwin had suffered from rectal cancer in the past, the disease was in remission and Joan says that he was expected to make a full recovery at the hospital - until he caught C. diff.

His death, and thousands of others, lie at the heart of a growing scandal over NHS superbugs. Yesterday Tory leader David Cameron said hospitals should be fined for every patient who catches an infection on their wards. But would such a crackdown just lead to more secrecy about superbugs?

In 2006 almost 56,000 elderly hospital patients caught C. diff, which is spread by poor hygiene, dirty hands and soiled bedding. Amazingly, we still don't know how many of these people died because the figures have not yet been released by the NHS. In 2005, the latest year that death statistics for C. diff were available, 3,807 hospital patients died, a rise of almost 70 per cent over the previous 12 months.

But the truth is that this figure may be utterly meaningless because many people, including Joan, believe there is a cover-up over the figures.

As this investigation has discovered, when a person dies from a hospital superbug the details are often left off the death certificate. The practice has become so widespread that last autumn the Government's chief medical officer, Sir Liam Donaldson, wrote to hospitals and doctors warning them that any dishonesty has to stop."

Of the greatest concern, however, of these events are the British peoples following the dangerous path of their American counterparts by consuming vast quantities of genetically modified (GM) foods, and which scientific reports have proven allow new viruses to enter the human body leading to weakened immune systems.

It is interesting to note, too, that while the death toll mounts in Britain from this mysterious pandemic, the French government, and seeing the disaster unfolding in their European neighbor, is contemplating the total ban of all genetically modified crops in their country.

As our World continues its entrance to this new century, and as our Global food supply continues to plummet, and as new diseases continue their rampage, it remains to be seen if the Western World will ever awaken to threat they have created, not just to themselves, but to the entire human race.


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Australia Calling New Year Extra


Reported by Derrick MacThomas

SAVAGES MURDER WHITE MAN ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

A white man, a father of five, was murdered in front of his family on Christmas Day by a gang of boong savages. Aboriginal culture teaches payback. It is time to collect.


The Australia Calling webcast by Derrick MacThomas for this week which features this story and more form down under can be downloaded for your listening pleasure.
Here: Australia Calling Latest Edition.

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Sunday 6 January 2008

Australia Calling


Reported by Derrick MacThomas

Internet censorship news goes mainstream.

The Federal Government's plan to censor the Internet content available in Australia has finally attracted the attention of the mainstream media and the public are not happy. A News Limited on-line poll recorded that 87 percent of people were opposed to the idea.


The Australia Calling webcast by Derrick MacThomas for this week which features this story and more form down under can be downloaded for your listening pleasure.
Here: Australia Calling Latest Edition.

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Friday 4 January 2008

Old Bill off to Pakistan.


Despite being utterly inept and impotent to combat serious rising crime in Britain and the concomitant threat from radical Islam notwithstanding the British government deems it more worthwhile to send specialist detectives to Pakistan to 'assist' in the inquiry into the assassination of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, an event no one here of right mind gives a shit about. But no matter what the outcome of one thing we can be sure. There will be more Islamic nutters ready willing and more eager than ever to attack us for poking our noses in.

AFP: "President Musharraf told a news conference that uncertainty remained over the exact cause of Ms Bhutto's death. An initial government report said she was killed when a bomb blast caused her head to hit the bullet-proof vehicle she was travelling in at the time. That account has been rejected by Ms Bhutto's supporters.

"One should not give a statement that's 100% final. That's the flaw that we suffer from," Mr Musharraf said, adding that fresh evidence had come to light. He said there had been no lapse in security and that Ms Bhutto had committed a grave breach of security by standing up through the car's sun roof.

Referring to the team of detectives being sent by the UK, he said: "We needed more experience, maybe more forensic and technical experience that our people don't have."


Another clear and unequivocal message from British politicians that we the native people of this Land can go fuck ourselves. It matters not that serious crimes go unsolved in Britain by ever increasing numbers and barbarity, their concerns and priorities lie elsewhere.

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Tuesday 1 January 2008

Happy New Year


Happy New Year ( and 25 years of TCP/IP ) to everyone.

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