My good friend The General conveys news from the agricultural district of a man convicted of the "criminal offence" of biting into a dead pidgeon carcass........ I kid you not.
A MAN has admitted biting into a dead pigeon near to a children’s playground in Daventry Northamptonshire.
Robert Drake, 39, of Hawke Road on the Southbrook, appeared at Northampton Magistrates’ Court last week where he pleaded guilty to biting into a dead pigeon carcass on the playing fields near Street in Daventry on September 12.
How in the hell can biting into a dead bird be a crime?. Is this the kind of perverse parody of justice we can now expect to see emerging in Britain.
Small wonder the law in general and the old bill in particular are held in such utter contempt by the public. It really is way past time we took out the trash in this country and brought sanity back into our lives. Truly, the lunatics have taken over the asylum.
Best watch myself, I bit into a dead chicken on Sunday, and right tasty it was too!!!.
What a cunch of bunts.