The Worlds Gone Mad

A quote from The Sheffield Telegraph, 20 May 2008

A sex swap instructor at an all-female driving school was left devastated when the Sheffield husband of one of her pupils threatened to sue his it's her firm for sending a man to teach his Muslim wife.

Emma Sherdley, formerly a married dad of two called Andrew but now legally a woman has a birth certificate and a "gender recognition certificate" to prove her legal status as a woman. She is being backed by her boss, Laugh n Pass owner Joanne Dixon, who says the man had called her to accuse the firm of sending a man disguised as a woman because he was a Muslim.

"That man accused us of being racist, yet his attitude towards Emma showed prejudice of the very worst kind. He was saying, 'You have sent me a man, send me a proper female, how dare you send a man with a deep voice'. Then he claimed we had deliberately sent a man disguised as a woman because he was a Muslim.

Emma says the outburst had made her seriously consider quitting her job. But she says Joanne's support has made her determined to ride out the storm and carry on with her career.

It would take a whole team of Brian Rix comedy script writers to get it this good.

What an absolute fucking pant pisser........

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