What a complete wanker...

Arrogant fuckwit Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column.

The self absorbed twat who achieved notoriety by talking utter bollox about posh cars and glorifying the shallow pretentious middle class scum that drive them whilst being paid obscene amounts of cash courtesy of the TV licence payer has just got his fingers burned and about fucking time too.

The rocket scientist Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people's personal details on two computer discs. Clarkson published details of his Barclays account in the Sun newspaper, including his account number and sort code. He even told people how to find out his address.

"All you'll be able to do with them is put money into my account. Not take it out. Honestly, I've never known such a palaver about nothing," he told readers. But he was proved wrong, as the 47-year-old wrote in his Sunday Times column.

"I opened my bank statement this morning to find out that someone has set up a direct debit which automatically takes £500 from my account," he said. Pity they didn't bankrupt the cunt.

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