Sunday, 9 November 2008

Chris-chuns sluggin it out in Yerusalim over a another load of old bollox

Israeli police have had to restore order at one of Christianity's holiest sites (Well it means nothing to me !!) after a brawl broke out between monks in Jerusalem's Old City.

Fighting erupted between Greek Orthodox and Armenian monks mamsers (for whom Christ did not come) at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, the traditional totally imaginary, fictitious, miles from the original site of Christ's crucifixion.

Two monks mamsers from each side were detained as dozens of worshippers traded kicks and punches at the shrine, said police.

Trouble flared as Armenians prepared to mark the annual Feast of the Cross.

Well, I've looked and looked but I can't find any reference in the Bible to a feast called 'The Feast of the Cross' anywhere among the 7 biblical feasts listed in Levitcus.

I know that in Deuteronomy 16:16 it says "No man should appear before God empty handed", but I don't think holding some bloke by the throat was quite what was being suggested.

Without getting into a long theological rant about this utterly bogus non Biblical farce all I will say is, what another absolute crock of idolatrous shite. These wankers are about as Christian as my Cat.

Pip pip


Cris Cohen said...

Fascinating. I wonder if people were allowed to places bets. "Ten bucks on the tall guy with the Communion plate."

Colonel Wilberforce Buckshot said...

Hmmm I dunno. For me it's a toss between the Steven Spielberg lookalike and the beast of the field in the green beret. But I see your point on the tall guy :)