Vacancy: Labour party deputy leader

Got a letter for someone today from the Electoral reform people. Inside was a ballot paper for the new Labour deputy leader. There was a checkbox where you has to pledge that you didn't have any connection with another political party or group opposed to Labour principles. Seems to me that makes the whole thing to no effect since the entire Labour party is opposed to Labour principles these days. Anyway I wrote BNP across it in bold black marker pen and sent it back.

The list was one of poofs, dikes, communists, convicted terrorists (Peter Hain) and other cunts of various hues whom I won't honour by naming.

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