Oh dear what a shame.

Former world rally champion Colin McRae is believed to have been killed along with three others in a helicopter crash near his home in Lanarkshire.

McRae made more money than you will ever see in your dreary worthless lives by driving a car around like a complete cunt, which is apparently something which only someone of extraordinary skill and talent can do. Equally difficult superhuman feats are kicking a ball or swinging an piece of wood or chasing someone else around a field. All extraordinarily skillful and demanding achievements which no mere mortal like us is capable of and the reason for which they are paid obscene amounts of money. I think all sports personalities and media celebrities should be placed aboard helicopters and shot down in the remote mountains of Scotland.

Good bye, good riddance.

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