Mama Mia !!. Just look at the size of that fuckin coffin....
Yes folks, Pavarotti, that fat greasy sweaty travesty of all that was once the noblest form of lyrical expression, Opera, has finally carked it. I bet they needed a forklift to haul that packing case in and out of the funeral to the freshly excavated (by JCB no doubt) grave site.
If like me you are an occasional Classic FM listener I suggest you re-tune to Radio 3 for the next few days, at least until this blows over.
Looks like the Three
Tennors Tenners are down to 20 quid.
Ariva Dirci, Lard arse.