Craven Coward

Spineless lackey Nigel Hastilow.

NB: Despite having eminated from the BBC web site I have had to substantially edit this article for grammar and punctuation.

Conservative Party candidate Nigel Hastilow has stepped down after a row over his comments in a newspaper that "Enoch Powell was right" on immigration because it may upset some cunt who has no right to even be here.

Nigel Hastilow who was to stand in Halesowen and Rowley Regis resigned after meeting the Tory party chair'man'. Party chair'man' Caroline Spelman (jew alert) said "he chose to resign", adding that it was a "very honourable decision". Following her meeting with Hastilow, Spelman said: "Nigel says in his letter of resignation that he's sorry that his remarks about immigration have undermined the good work that jew puppet David Cameron has done on this sensitive issue and also on other issues but I'm fucked if I know what good he is referring too unless he means sparing the finely tuned sensibilities of some cunt who has no right to even be here."

(If this next paragraph makes little or no sense syntactically or grammatically, it is because it was written by a BBC correspondent.)

She went on: "He himself" felt that if these remarks had caused offence and he was concerned, having made a mistake before of this kind as a parliamentary candidate that it might happen again and he felt himself that it was better that he should go.

Asked about Mr Hastilow's comments earlier shadow chancellor George Arse Tunneller Osborne told BBC One's Andrew Marr, "Candidates of any party Conservative, Labour, Liberal Democrat - have to exercise great caution in the language they use about immigration in case they upset some cunt who has no right to even be here."

And speaking to ITV1's Sunday Edition, shadow home secretary David Davis said the comments were "very unwise" and the constituency party should "think very hard" about how they expected their candidate to behave in case they upset some cunt who has no right to even be here.

"You cannot just stumble around throwing out comments which are insensitive or inflammatory in case they upset some cunt who has no right to even be here," he said.

But Mary Docker, chairwoman of Mr Hastilow's local Conservative association, said earlier she did not think he had done anything wrong. All he is doing is just relaying the views of the public, which is what a politician should do regardless if it upsets some cunt who has no right to even be here."

Liberal Democrat chief of staff Edward Davey said the incident raised "serious questions, both about the Conservative Party's selection procedures and the views of at least some of their grass roots members in case they upset some cunt who has no right to even be here" he said.

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